|Related Characters||Neophyte Constance|
|Games||TimeSplitters Future Perfect|
|Unlock||Complete Arcade League > Elite League > Group Therapy > Zone Control with Bronze or better|
|Gallery||U-Genix office workers follow Crow's insane ravings with an almost fanatical fervour.|
|Gesture||Kicks out one foot landing on the other and says "Hooaahh! This ain't as easy as I thought it'd be!"|
|Speed||Stamina||Shock Proof||Fire Proof|
Neophyte Lucian is a news reporter as seen on the roof of Breaking And Entering. There is a building with a screen showing Lucian reading the news.
- Neophyte Lucian's low-poly model is always cloaked.
- He reuses voice clips from Jimmy Needles.