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Species Zombie
Size Normal
Native Timezone 1994
Related Characters N/A
Games TimeSplitters Future Perfect

Jed in Timesplitters Future Perfect.

Jed is another Zombie. He looks like a biker, and has a beard, vest, and a crucifix around his neck. He only features in TimeSplitters Future Perfect. He is known to be a difficult character to unlock in the game, due to the insane requirements.


TimeSplitters Future PerfectEdit

TSFP Jed Small Jed

Star 4
Unlock Complete all Challenge matches with Golds or better
Gallery Jed's dead, baby.
Gesture Swings a baseball bat around his body, alternating arms and then hits himself on the head with it, knocking him out
Speed Stamina Shock Proof Fire Proof
4/8 6/8 5/8 2/8


1994, Mansion of MadnessEdit

In Mansion of Madness (his only campaign appearance), he comes in only two forms: 1 - running very fast, but with very low health, very similar to Daisy Dismay and 2 - wielding a baseball bat. But in both cases, he is almost always very poorly placed in terms of strategy. Two key examples of this are as follows: In the hallway shortly after defeating the Deerhaunter, a large number of enemies will attempt to ambush Jo-Beth and Cortez. Among them is Jed. However, Jed's purpose here is essentially cannon fodder, as that he appears at the far end of the hallways wielding a bat, where he makes a very easy target for a well-placed shotgun round. The other example is at the end of the hallway with the beetles, where a fast Daisy Dismay will attempt to chase the player. This usually forces even the knowing player to back up somewhat down the hallway. Only after Daisy Dismay has arisen to attack will a similar Jed attack, though, by this time, even the inexperienced player will have figured out that they need to back up some, and Jed presents himself as a very easy target in the narrow hallway for the shotgun.

Trivia Edit

  • The description of Jed in the gallery says: "Jed's dead, baby." This is a reference to Butch Coolidge's text in the Pulp Fiction scene where he is sitting on a motorcycle and Fabienne (his girlfriend) asks who's bike it is, to which he replies "It's from Zed." Then Fabienne asks who Zed is, and he says "Zed's dead, baby." (because Zed was killed earlier in the film).
  • Ironically, though Jed is one of the stronger multiplayer zombie bots, he is almost always one of the least dangerous zombies encountered in the single player campaign.
  • Many players will never unlock Jed, due to the requirement for all golds in all challenges to unlock him.

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