Hans is a large, overweight man with a freakishly large head. He wears nothing but women's underwear and boots, and asks the player to "join his gang."
Hans makes his sole appearance in TimeSplitters Future Perfect, and only in a single Arcade League match.
- He, along with Gaston Boucher, reuses voice clips from the Aztec Warrior.
- As quoted in his gallery, it is easy to score headshots off Hans.
- He is referred to as both "Moelstro" and "Moelestro" in the game's files. These are likely misspellings of "Molestro," a possible alternate name for the character.